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>> jimmy: thank you, cleto. hi, everyone. i'm the host of the show, thanks for watching. thank you for coming. thanks for taking some of what little time we have left alive to be here with us tonight. i'm jimmy. wherever you are, i hope you're not all melty. it's very hot. 27 states issued some form of heat warning today. it's like we're trapped in t t "jersey shore" hot tub and can't get out. in chicago today, the heat index was 105 degrees. one little girl in chicago set up a lemonade stand, she made $185,000 today. the heat has been very good for the weather channel, too. this is like their shark w wk. it's exciting for them. because of the unusually high temperatures, there's something called a heat dome, which is a large area of high pressure that holds hot air under it. in bed, we call it a dutch oven. but the sun is really spf-ing us up. can't we send in the navy s.e.a.l.s to kill it already? it's been beautiful here in southern california.

it was sunny and 80 degrees. [ applause ] just on the off chance you needed another reason to hate us. tomorrow in san diego, comic-con begins. [ applause ] 130,000 people are expected to attendnd that's a nerd-tropolis bigger than topeka, kansas. comic-con is a big deal. it's like the super bowl for people that don't care about the super bowl. this time each year, thousands of fans emerge from their basements to congregate. not unlike cicadas, but without the mating. every year, i like to go to comic-con in disguise. you notice an extra hairy princess laia, that's probably me. meanwhile, the republican candidates for president today held a debate on twitter. i don't know if the point was to make them seem hip or relevant or what, but this debate combined the excitement of

c-span with the suspense of typing. it was -- i don't think people should be allowed to ask us to vote for them for president of the united states in the same place kim kardashian writes about her favorite body butter. it doesn't seem right to me. and not only are the republicans using twitter to get their message across, next month, they're debating via video game. >> fox news presents the 2011 gop presidential primary debate. world of war craft edition. >> obama care is a disaster. but romney care is the same thing. >> it is not. >> the main thing is, we have to stay unified against president obama. >> that's right. we have to stay together. >> i agree. if we all stay together -- >> no! newt gingrich! >> newt went in. >> no! >> follow him. >> god, newt, you moron. >> at least i have -- >t's gop w.o.w. only on f-o-x. [ applause ]

>> jimmy: michele bachmann, it was reported this week that she gets debilitating headaches that she has to take heavy medication for. during a campaign stop yet, reporters asked her about the headaches. she said this. >> i'd like to be abundantly clear, my ability to function effectively will not affect my ability to serve as commander in chief. >> jimmy: what? let's hear that again and pay attention to what she's saying. >> i'd like to be abundantly clear. my ability to function effectively will not effect- will not affect my ability to serve as commander in chief. >> jimmy: my ability to function effectively will not affect my ability to serve as commander in chief. you're hired, as far as i'm concerned. [ applause ]

that's quite a bunch of words you put together. you know, headaches could be a potential problem for the president. but today, bachmann released a statement from her doctor that said she's fine and only takes this migraine medication occasionally. and i believe her. i mean, for instance, does this look like someone who takes heavy medication? [ laughter ] looks like she has eye shadow poisoning. on sunday in new york, this sunday, is the first day of legal same sex marriage in new york. and that's become a bit of a -- [ applause ] a problem. because thousands of couples all want to get married on sunday. they all put applications in and the city clerks office can't handle all the requests. so, mayor bloomberg is holding a lottery. 764 couples will be selected and they'll get to tie the knot on sunday. as a matter of fact, i think they're doing the drawing right now. let's go to that live, if we could.

>> welcome to the new york gay marriage lottery drawing for wednesday, july 20th. let's find out who will be tonight's lucky couple. our first name is -- danan ricker. and danny will be married to adam fisher. there you go, congratulations to mr. and mr. ricker fisher. best wishes from all of us. and here's toby with gay traffic. >> jimmy: congratulations. i think all weddings should be done by lottery. i think it would greatly increase my chances of marrying miss barbra streisand. jennifer lopez made a lot of money last night. fresh off the announcement that she and her husband marc anthony are ending their seven-year marriage, she traveled to the ukraine to sing at a wedding. which, what a wonderful way for a young couple to start the rest of their lives together. now, for your first dance together as husband and wife, please welcome three-time divorcee, jennifer lopez. [ applause ] and then larry king reads the vows and you really got something.

jennifer lopez who was reportedly paid $1 million for the performance, or as marc anthony's s torneys are calling it, half a million dollars. the bride's father, i guess, is a billionaire. here's what i don't understand. he can afford to pay $1 million to get j. lo to sing at the wedding, he can't afford to have the wedding at any other day but tuesday? i would hire a deejay and maybe go with saturday night. summer, as you probably know, is a difficult time for television. most of the good shows go away for a few months and leaves us with not a lot to watch. i was forced to read last night and i was furious. the good news is, there's a terrific game show on spike right now called "repo games." have you seen this program? i think it signals the end of the world. the idea of the show is, a repoman is sent to the home of someone that's about to default on the car loan. instead of taking the car, he asks the people trivia questions. and ififhey answer right, they get to keep their car.

and if they don't, they take the car from them. it's horrible and kind of brilliant at the same time. but -- and the contestants are not exactly the folks you see on jeopardy, like, for instance, this family, from texas, that ran into trouble even before the game began. >> the first thing i need to do is get your names. >> mike. >> you go by mike? >> but your real name is james. >> yes. >> and you are -- >> janice. >> you are? >> me? >> i'm tyra. >> i take care of my horses. >> how many horses do you have? >> two. >> that's a lot of work. >> thank you. >> why don't you guys explain repo games back to me. >> we're going to be asked some questions -- >> and if we get three out of five questions right, we keep our truck. >> that is absolutely correct. >> thank you. >> we already got one right, so -- >> you haven't gotten one right. we haven't even started yet.

[ applause ] >> jimmy: well, that's -- yeah, you have to start first. i think they were on "breaking bad," those three, right? anyway, in another round, from this -- the same show last night, a guy from dallas let his wife and niece play. his name is l.c. and l.c. likes to use what you call positive reinforcement. >> in the bible, samson found himself in a hairy situation when he was betrayed by his mistress. what was her name? >> you did it again! >> whoa, whoa, whoa -- >> hey. you all right, buddy? >> what are you doing? >> he's fine. he just got a little too excited, got overwhelmed. >> i can't believe it. >> oh, you -- >> i'm so glad both of you were here. i would have been up for murder again.

>> jimmy: oops. and ----nd when we're done here, send in the crew from "cops." one more thing. over the weekend, teenager from texas did something that i know guillermo is very excited about. this kid managed to kill chupacabra. >> across this open field, carter spotted a strange animal. >> he just walked across and started shaking, slowly moving across. no hair at all on it. its back legs were sh rifled up. i thought -- it's chupacabra. >> he says he woke up his dad to see what he had discovered. when he came outside with his son, he was amazed at the strange creature. this is that animal. carter says it was about 200 feet away. he says he fired three shots before it stopped moving. >> jimmy: do you see something in the distance, you aren't sure what it is?

the best thing to do is to shoot it immediately. obviously this is a huge story. why this isn't being covered more, i don't know. but tonight, we have the chupacabra slayer himself, carter sinclair, on skype. hello, carter. how are you? [ applause ] well, first of all, congratulations. how old are you, carter? >> 13. >> jimmy: tell us what happened. how did you come into contact with the dreaded chupacabra? >> well, i woke up early and went outside, was walking outside and waiting for the deer to come out. i saw something moving across on the road. i grabbed the binoculars, i looked at it and all of the pictures i've seen online chupacabra looked just like it. >> jimmy: and is this the first mythological creature you've killed? >> yeah, it was. >> jimmy: growing up, did you u dream of killing snuffleupagus?

>> yes. >> jimmy: so, you got it with three shots? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and where is it now? >> it's still out there. >> jimmy: you didn't eat it? >> kind of hard to chew. >> jimmy: is it going to be examined now to find out if it is, indeed, the chupacabra? >> yeah. we're sending it off to the university of california. >> jimmy: okay. you sure it wasn't just one of the neighbor pets back from the groomer? >> i'm really not sure. >> jimmy: are you afraid of revenge from the chupapabra community? you know, they could haunt you. >> well, i'll be looking around. >> jimmy: you'll be looking around. well, carter, you are a hero in america and mexico, where they have been terrorized by this for so many years. [ applause ]

and -- what's next for you? maybe the loch ness monster. if i sent you to northern california, could you kill sasquatch for us? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: we made you something, a special boy scout patch. no other boy in the world will have this patch. this -- i'm going to send this to you. it says chupacabra killer on it. and you can wear that proudly. and let that be a warning to any monsters in your area. well, thanks, carter. appreciate you talking to us. carter sinclair, everyone. monster killer. [ applause ] my parents wouldn't even let me have a squirt gun when i was a kid. we have a good show for you tonight. from "pretty little liars," ashley benson is here with us. we have music from owl city. and we'll be right back with john stamos, so stick around. ♪ let me entertain you

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. >> cleto. >> jimmy: well, look at you. >> jimmy, you're withering away to nothing. >> just one time, i would love if you walked out and you -- >> like you used to look? >> jimmy: how i will once again look. but really fat and balding. >> some day. >> jimmy: we'll freak people out next time. put you in a fat suit and a bald thing. you come out and then -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: i think women would still throw themselves at you. i don't think you ever shake that. >> you look great. congratulations. >> jimmy: thank you. >> what do you want to talk about? >> jimmy: this big deal, you are doing "hairspray" at the hollywood bowl, which is a huge, beautiful outdoor area.

you really -- you do a lot of these musicals, don't you? >> i love musicals. this is my first time at the hollywood bowl. will youound your gal come to the show? >> jimmy: i would. are you playing -- you're not in a dress? >> no, no. i play corny collins who is a e deejay and he hosts a music show. sort of like a straight ryan seacrest, sort of. [ applause ] just a joke. ryan's a friend. we've kissed. no, but it's a great show. >> jimmy: and one of the jonas brothers is in it. his virginity is going to go right out the window when he meets you. i mean, really. just all the estrogen flying and testosterone, whatever, is going to douse him. >> i'm going to borrow the purity ring and burn my fingers. >> jimmy: be careful with that. you have to be very, very careful. >> i love it. we have a good time. >> jimmy: that's a fun thing. >> i'm not great at singing. i think people think i'm a

better singer. i'm not a great singer. >> jimmy: i would have guessed you are really good. >> i have to work very hard on it. "glee," they would lather my vocals in auto tune. >> oh, really? i asked them to use it on my dialogue most of the time. but i really go to singing lessons. i was there today with my coach eric vitro. you do the exercises. do you sing at all? >> jimmy: no. >> it's very difficult. i love to hear melody but i'm not very good at making it. i like to make rhythm. but i have to practice these -- so, he makes tapes for me. >> jimmy: what does he do? how do you teach somebody to sing? >> well, you know, there's exercises and i take them on the road with me because, you know, before a show or -- this happened, i swear to god. you are going to love the story. >> jimmy: all right. >> so, i take the exercises and i put them into my ipod. i'm dating this girl in new york, i'm in a hotel. and i'm sort at second -- i >> jimmy: you don't even have bases. you just have a plate. >> you're a sports guy. what's like, i'm rounding third, probably, at this point, right? >> jimmy: i dodot know. where are your hands?

>> i'm somewhere, third or home, i'm coming home. i know that. and i got the ipod on shuffle. so, i got adele going, nice, romantic, barry white. but it's on shuffle. so, my exercises come on. open your mouth wide. my hand to god. >> jimmy: really? >> stick your tongue all the way out. this is my vocal coach. >> jimmy: you were rounding third. >> i swear to god. true story. >> jimmy: how did she react to that? >> well, you know, if you don't know this, i'm with the wrong guy. i don't know, i don't remember. it was bad. >> jimmy: i'm sure you rebounded, though. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. i'm glad to hear you're -- i'm glad to hear you're -- hey, have you -- you have seen the great don rickles, who, i know is a friend of yours, a friend of mine, as well. >> he's on tweeter, as he calls it. >> jimmy: he is tweeting now. >> i called him.

i asked him, is that you tweeting? he said, yes, you idiot. i don't have 14 slaves like you. i tweet. i said, why aren't you following me? he said, i don't follow anyone. i don't have time. it doesn't take time to follow us. follow your friend jimmy, follow me, saget. >> jimmy: he's not a follower. he's a leader. we follow him. that's the way it should be. >> so, follow don. i told him i would talk about he tweets his own stuff. >> jimmy: why is he doing this? >> i don't know. but he's funny. >> jimmy: and bob has a lot of twitter followers. like a billion. >> more than you and i. combined. i took him out for his birthday to beacher's madhouse. at the roosevelt. great place. >> jimmy: there's a show, it's like a nightmare. >> no, it's really fun. it's like this crazy club and there's, like, people dressed up in outfits and there's a lot of little people. it's a predominantly little people. >> jimmy: they're all there. >> oompa loompas. >> jimmy: there's going to be a

shortage of elves at christmas time because they're all over there. >> no pun intended. shortage. so, i took bob, who is the tallest jew in beverly hills. he looks like a jewish big bird walking in this place. bob has to make himself known wherever he goes. i'm bob saget. in the show, if you order a bought 0 bottle, one of the little people, they hoist him up this rig, like spider-man, kind of, and he goes up and he flies across the room, it's a low ceiling, flies across the room and delivers the bottle. every time saget was standing in his flight pattern, you know? and they -- they play r. kelly, "i believe you can fly." when you hear that song, sit your ass down, saget. >> but no, he's standing, i'm

bob saget, boom, midget every time. >> jimmy: really? >> i swear. >> jimmy: wait a minute. i'm thinking about something. >> i wanted to film it and send it into "america's funniest home videos." >> jimmy: well, sure. aren't you scared of little people? >> no, i'm not. >> jimmy: because i seem to remember you said something once about being unnerved about them and i brought a bunch of them in the room once. >> i remember. i remember. >> i confronted my fears at the madhouse. there's nothing -- look. don't be -- [ laughter ] >> i had an issue. >> jimmy: i love them. >> i love them, too. it's a great place and they are all really nice people. seriously. >> jimmy: what is this here? i believe you. this is -- you are doing a yogurt commercial of some kind. >> greek yogurt. >> jimmy: you are greek -- >> have you been eating it? you look thinner. >> jimmy: no, i have not. >> it's a great way to lose weight. >> jimmy: isist really? how can there be zero calories? >> there's no fat.

>> none at all? >> jimmy: i was going to say. scientifically, that's a problem. who is this guy with you? >> that's my stand-in. i just shot the commercial the other day. and they, you know, it's greek yogurt. so, who are they going to get? >> jimmy: so, this is a guy that looks kind of like you, though, not really like you. >> that's john almost. [ laughter ] it's my stand-in. you have a stand-in. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. sometimes they do that so they can get the lighting right or something. >> try the yogurt, make sure it's good. but it's great. very good yogurt. do yououet people -- i have a friend who swears that you and i look alike, that we have the same smile. >> jimmy: yeah, that's me. >> get a good smile. smile nice. >> jimmy: we don't look alike. i'd cut my head off right now if i could trade it with yours. i have so many people that say, it is always this. people say i look just like you. >> jimmy: it's never -- >> do you get that? >> jimmy: well, i do, yeah.

>> it's a guy with a tan, a nose job and some hair. that's it. >> jimmy: for me, the guy is never under 300 pounds. >> right. and what can you say? >> jimmy: but the worst thing is when some guy says he looks like you and you go, no, he's actually better looking than i am. it's bad either way. >> you can't win. >> jimmy: do you get that a lot? >> all the time. i go, by god -- you're better looking than me. you must get all the chicks. >> jimmy: well, speaking of the chicks. i know you have a little family situation going on here that we have to attend to. >> i just got a text, yes. >> jimmy: well, we'll talk about it when we come back. john stamos is here. see him at the hollywood bowl in "hairspray" august 5th through 7th. we'll be right back. we'll never stop sharing our memories,

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>> jimmy: hey, we're back. john s smos is here. john is -- [ applause ] still to come, ashley benson and owl city. john is not just a television uncle, you are an uncle in real life. >> my nephew. i just got a text. i'm getting texts from my nephew who needs advice. >> jimmy: how old is he? >> 15. >> jimmy: 15. >> he's -- he sounds like lurch now. >> jimmy: is this your sister's boy? >> yes. >> he's a good looking kid. he doesn't look like me, but he's a good looking kid. >> jimmy: he's got something to aspire to. >> he plays drums, he's in hawaii now. but for awhile, he was texting me, he needs advice. the blakeman -- i said, first of all, stop calling yourself the blakeman. >> jimmy: i hope his name's blake. that would be weird. >> it is. and then he starts off, says, there's this girl i'm really in love with.

i said be nice, getter flowers. she's got this boyfriend. i'm like, don't be a [ bleep ], she has a boyfriend, i mean, you know, stop. so, i've sort of been helping him. i swear, i just got a text, he's in hawaii will you help me? >> jimmy: i'll be a lot of help. he's got a girl issue here. >> he says, hey, uncle, it's the blakeman. >> jimmy: well, he's not giving up on that. >> i'm in hawaii. there's a super hot chick on the beach. what should i do? okay. go over. say hi and tell him your uncle's john stamos. >> jimmy: yeah. [ applause ] that's what i would do. i swear to god. i wouldn't have to even tell because it would be on all my t-shirts that say, my uncle is john stamos. >> bututhen he's texting me, you rt of have, like, what should i write? >> jimmy: my first thing i would say, and i'm no good at this sort of thing is, stop texting,

because, isn't that -- i don't know, it's hard to tell. i think girls think it's cool when you are detached and you sit there texting now days, but the texting drives me berserk. the texting and everyone wearing headphones when you try to talk to them. i would say stop texting. >> okay. >> jimmy: you're on the beach, right? >> that's it? >> jimmy: that can't really be it. >> no. >> jimmy: you can tell her, run in and save her from a shark? that he imagines he sees? >> you know, jimmy, you're a good looking guy, but damn, you're terrible at this. >> jimmy: i am what would you do? you don't even have -- you wouldn't know what to do because you don't have to do anything. >> yes, i do. >> jimmy: you just stand there and go -- >> that's not true. [ applause ] that's not true. i -- i have respect for women and i date and i take them out. i cook. you're a cook. >> jimmy: you have gone your whole life, you've been on television. you went through puberty with

these women and now they bonded with you. there's some sort of transference that has gone on that they cannot magnetically -- they are attracted to you from pelvis to pelvis. you can't even -- you probably can't even get through a party without clamping on randomly to people like a dog. sexually excited dog. >> my penis is like a suction cup. >> jimmy: is that good? well, we learned an awful l t about you tonight. >> 30 years of acting, theater, working with some of the greatest people and it's all reduced to -- >> jimmy: it's not reduced to. that's what it's all about. and you know who learns that more than anybody? the blakeman. >> yeah. >> jimmy: great to see you. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: john stamos, everybody. "hairspray" at the hollywood bowl august 5th through the 7th. we'll be right back with ashley benson.

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. still to come, owl city willll with us. i wish i was john stamos' nephew. our next guest stars on the tv series "pretty little liars," which is based on a series young much like this show.ng adults. you can follow all the teenage turmoil tuesday nights at 8:00 on abc family. please welcome ashley benson. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good. how are you? >> jimmy: you didn't fall under the stamos spell backstage did you? >> well, i love uncle jesse. >> jimmy: you play a teenager on television. but you are not a teenager in real life. >> kind of. i'm 21. i guess i'm not a teenager anymore. >> jimmy: not unless -- no, in fact, for two years you haven't been a teenager. unless you're 21-teen or something like that. >> i mean, i hate getting older. i know i'm only 21. >> jimmy: you've been acting since you were a kid? >> yes. >> jimmy: since how old? >> 9, i want to say. >> jimmy: what did you do, commercials and that sort of thing? >> oh, yeah. my first commercial was an extra in a disneyland commercial and i got to ride on thunder mountain all day. i got free food. i got to ride ononides. it was the best day ever. i told my parents i wanted to act. >> jimmy: really? wow. yeah. you really were in the ideal situation.

>> i had the best situation. >> jimmy: was that the best commercial you got to do or did it go downhill from there? >> no, i did not go downhill. i got a pop tarts commercial and i think i was about -- i lovov pop tarts, i mean, who doesn't? >> jimmy: everyone loves pop tarts. >> i got that when i was 10. i got to go on a crazy slide, eat pop tarts all day, which i got sickckf. i slid down the slide in a thing of chocolate. which was pretty awesome, it was fake. but i got home and i gotot rash all over my body and it was -- >> jimmy: you're allergic to fake chocolate? >> yeah, i think i am. >> jimmy: and you got a job on "west wing" as a kid, which is a big deal. was that your first -- >> rob lowe. my mom was excited. i mean, he's cute, right? >> jimmy: he is, yeah. and, did you talk to rob at all? did you get to -- >> yeah, i took a picture with him. i had a scene with him. and one of the girls -- i played

girl number two, and she was girl number one. it was an awesome part. and she taught me how to talk with my mouth closed. >> jimmy: what does that mean? >> i can talk with my mouth closed. >> jimmy: can you do it for us? >> all right. >> jimmy: what the hell, right? >> that's all i can say right now. >> jimmy: you learned that from girl number one? >> girl number one. and i did it in front of rob. >> jimmy: he liked that? >> he did. >> jimmy: irresistible. you have a tiny little person trapped inside your head. >> why not. >> jimmy: your certificate is trying out for the lakers not for the team, but to be a lakers girl. >> yes, she is. i'm so excited. >> jimmy: what stage is she at in the kind of tryouts? >> she got to the final cut, tomorrow is the final interview. i hope she makes it because i'm obsessed with the lakers, and if

they win this year, she will get a championship ring and i'm going to steal it. >> jimmy: hold on a second. the cheerleaders get a ring? >> yes. i always wanted to be a laker girl, because you get the best seats in the house, you see them every day. and you get a ring at the end of the day. >> jimmy: you get a ring? i did not know that. >> yes. so, hopefully by this time next year i will have a ring on my finger. >> jimmy: does she know you're taking the ring? >> no, she doesn't. >> jimmy: by the way, can't possibly by this time next year. we're going to have to wait ununl they play. >> i know. >> jimmy: there may not be a season this year. >> i know. >> jimmy: are you a real fan or one of these l.a. people who guys take to the game and you pretend to be a lakers fan? be honest. >> no, i don't allow anybody who is not a lakers fan in my apartment when i'm watching it. i'm very serious. i was filming a scene for the show and we were doing a funeral. i had to do this huge speech and it was the final game of last year, two minutes to go.

i was trying to say this speech and be so serious and so dramatic and i was, like, having a panic attack inside because i needed to see the last minute of the game. i told all the cameramen, tape it on your cell phone so i can watch it. i was in the middle of the speech, i'm so sorry, i have to go. i ran out, i missed -- i missed it b b like, two seconds but i had to keep watching it on a phone. >> jimmy: all right, well, you are -- i will deem you a lakers fan. >> i am a laker fan. >> jimmy: interfering with your work -- >> it does. i make sure there is always a tv on set when it's lakers season and i watch it every break i can and it's me and the guys. i'm one of the guys. >> jimmy: how do you know justin bieber? >> well, i don't know him well but i know him through friends and he's a really cool guy and i know that you like him, right? not in that way, but -- you know what i mean. >> jimmy: what i heard was your boyfriend is his swagger coach.

is that true? >> one of my good friends? >> jimmy: one of your good friends, all right, who is a a guy. >> he's male, yeah. >> jimmy: and he's a swagger coach? >> well, that term came about as a joke. >> jimmy: it did? >> yeah, justin called him his swag coach and it just kind of stuck. >> jimmy: what does it mean, though? >> i mean -- i don't know what it means. >> jimmy: he's paid to do something, right? >> yeah, he, i mean, he styles him and that kind of thing, but -- >> jimmy: brushes his hair? >> he brushes his hair, he fans him, everything. no, yeah, i guess people think he teaches him how to be cool? i don't know. >> jimmy: really? >> they have the same personality. that's one thing. >> jimmy: is that right. and is that by design that they have the same personality? >> i don't know. to be honest. maybe. >> jimmy: wow. and so, does he pick out his hats and make him wear them a little bit sideways and right on top of the head.

>> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: so it's almost like you're dating justin bieber. is it true -- the swagger coach thing, i mean, that's a great thing to put on a resume or a business card. or a tax return. >> a tax return, yes. >> jimmy: things are going well on the show? >> things are going great. >> jimmy: you are pleased with the outcome? >> very pleased, yeah. >> jimmy: very nice to meet you. congratulations on all of your success. i hope you get a championship ring next year. >> me too. i hope so. ashley benson, everybody. "pretty little liars," tuesday nights at 8:00 on abc family. we'll be right back with music from owl city. to some, water and dirt

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>> jimmy: this is his new album. it's called "all things bright and beautiful." here with the song "deer in the headlights," owl city. ♪ ♪ ♪ met a girl in the parking lot and all i did was say hello ♪ ♪ her pepper spray made it rather hard for me to walk her

home but i guess that's ♪ ♪ the way it goes ♪ tell me again was it love at first sight after i walked by and you caught my eye ♪ ♪ didn't you know love could shine this bright well smile because you're the deer in the headlights ♪ ♪ ♪ met a girl with a graceful charm but when beauty met the beast, he froze ♪ ♪ got the sense i was not her type by the black eye and bloody nose ♪ ♪ but i guess that's the way it goes ♪ ♪ tell me again was it love at first sight after i walked by and you caught my eye ♪ ♪ didn't you know love could shine this bright well smile

because you're the deer in the headlights ♪ ♪ it's suffocating to say but the female mystique takes my breath away so give me a smile ♪ ♪ or give me a sneer 'cause i'm trying to guess here ♪ ♪ tell me again was it love at first sight after i walked by and you caught my eye ♪ ♪ didn't you know love could shine this bright i'm sorry i ever tried deer in the headlights ♪ first sight after i walked by and you caught my eye ♪ ♪ didn't you know love could shine this bright if life was a game you would never play nice ♪ ♪ if love was a beam you'd be blind in both eyes cause you're the deer in the headlights you're the deer in the headlights ♪

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>> jimmy: i want to thanan john stamos, ashley benson. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. unfortunately. this is his new album. "all things bright and beautiful." playing us off the air with "fireflies." see the full performance at jimmykimmellive.com. once again, owl city. good night! ♪ i'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly ♪ ♪ it's hard to say that i'd rather stay awake when i'm asleep ♪ ♪ cause everything is never as it seems ♪ ♪ you would not believe your eyes if ten million fireflies lit up the world ♪